Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Fanboys: TERRIBLEOUSNESS. RUN.

Fanboys: Trailer @ Official Page

Let me begin by saying that this movie looks TERRIBLE. Basically it's about a bunch of Star Wars "Fanboys" (see the nice title connection?) who hatch a terrible scheme to steal an early print of The Phantom Menace so they can be the first fans in the world to witness how terrible it is...ok well they don't know that last part, only we do because we all watched it with high hopes for seeing something that wasn't the cinematic equivalent of a CG'd dogpoo on a stick. Along the way they are sure to run into a predictable share of pot, sexy girls, and Star Wars references. These things on their own (or together) are certainly not bad things but the cast members looks like they have the delivery of a drunk milkman....TERRIBLE.

And actually there are probably a LOT of Star Wars references given that the trailer was stuffed full of them. Expect that to get old very quickly.

So really this movie has all the elements necessary for a perfect storm of TERRIBLENESS. Add into the mix the guy from Balls of Fury (one of the worst movies I have ever seen btw, not even the comedic value of Christopher Walkin was able to save it) as a main character and it's time to break out the rain slickers. Did I mention that this movie looks TERRIBLE.

IT LOOKS TERRIBLE. AVERT YOUR EYES.

This terrible concoction is coming out February 6th.

No. of times Terrible used in this post: 10

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

YOU are an idiot.

Watchman: said...

Awww look a fanboy came to visit! :D

Anonymous said...

Oh, I get it. You're trying to be funny or something by making up a word like "terribleousness". Ha. A good jest.

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